I will admit that this has shocked me to my core, or at least to the extent that I have not been able to access a post that was supposed to be mostly jokes. On Sunday, Donald Trump went to a McDonald’s in Feasterville, PA, where I’ve been many times before, a McDonald’s just down the road from the restaurant where my high school girlfriend worked. (That restaurant is now an AutoZone.)
Trump was there for a photo op designed to further the story, which has been a favorite among those who would like such a thing, that Kamala Harris never worked at McDonald’s. Although there is no record of that program – paper short-term employment records may not have been kept since 1983, I feel compelled to explain seriously – Washington Post Writes that McDonald’s “AcceptThat Harris worked there. Trump’s stunt was clearly somewhat pointless political theater; Trump was there for a photo op that would be considered embarrassing if it were done by anyone but the most embarrassing man on the planet. Yet it was covered very simply by the media, as they do with Trump. He pretended to be a McDonald’s employee for 15 minutes; multiple news outlets Used a title that he “worked” there.
Post‘S event writing Begins with a sentence about Trump managing Fry’s station and ends with “But he dodged a question about raising the minimum wage.” To me, it’s a strange thing to center this in a story about Donald Trump. This is the man who started a rally in western Pennsylvania last week Appreciating the size of Arnold Palmer’s dickThe man’s speeches are both disgusting and incoherent, even more so than his nearly decade of giving disgusting and incoherent speeches; he tried before a very stupid couphe is collectively called sent And public violence Basically against someone he doesn’t like, he makes up racist liesIn that context, starting an address by making fun of Arnold Palmer’s giant pig is my favorite thing Trump has said in the entire campaign. But, yes, he also dodged a question about the minimum wage while hanging out at the drive-thru window at a closed McDonald’s.
Oh, yes: McDonald’s was closed to customers when Trump was there. to give PostGiving some credit to the story, the article includes relevant information about the incident immediately after its introduction:
The restaurant was closed to the public during Trump’s visit, and motorists who served Trump were screened by the US Secret Service and deployed prior to his arrival. No one ordered food. Instead, attendees got exactly what Trump gave them.
Every McDonald’s should pull a stunt like this every day. Close the restaurant, fill the drive-thru with pre-selected cars, and take whoever hands out the window. There should also be a group of supporters cheering across the street With joyful signs that read like “Fuck Burger King” or something.
Trump said he “worked” for 15 minutes. We know from reports of her diet that she loves eating McDonald’s; new York Times Trump says told reporters He “wanted to work at McDonald’s all my life.” Times A story that’s a little more cheesy than that Postof, spends its seventh paragraph Explain what French cuffs are,
I’m getting off track here. Look, I’ve lost my attention. Donald Trump visits a McDonald’s on Street Road in Feasterville My McDonald’s franchise, and I’m still trying to process it. I told my editors I would write about it, but since I couldn’t appear on the topic, I’m just making things up here. I’ve handwritten seven different hairnet jokes and had them all rejected. I’m walking around my house worrying that I don’t have anything better to say than whatever Post And Times wrote. I was going to tell you about the French cuff too! But I was beaten badly!
So, I will take the local route. Let me try to explain Street Road. The road/road with the odd name runs between State Road in Bensalem and Lower State Road in Warrington in Bucks County. (Hundreds of years ago Southeastern Pennsylvania was such a busy place, they didn’t have time to think of street names Or Streets.) As you move away from Bensalem, the buildings along Street Road, almost all businesses and apartments, become more spread out. But, oh my god, the Street Road corridor through Bensalem, Trevose and Feasterville contains basically every chain restaurant known to man. It features a Texas Roadhouse, which I consider to be the current best series. It has Chick-fil-A. It has a golden corral, where it was a big controversy In 2022. and this is all in one parking lotThere’s a Popeyes, there’s a Burger King, there’s a Chipotle, there’s a Friendly’s, there’s an Outback, there’s a Chili’s, there’s a Don’s Mezcal, there’s a Dunkin’ Donuts, there’s a Taco Bell. There are many restaurants there. Bensalem has a large Indian-American population, and so there are many places to get Indian food. there is Racetrack CasinoThis is all on a relatively small expanse! I feel like I’m selling this part of the road short. And yet, out of all those options, Trump went to the McDonald’s where my old girlfriend worked. Earlier today he stood in front of the devastation caused by the hurricane in North Carolina Exhibited He received a sort of McDonald’s merit badge for handing out French fries to people pretending to be customers.
I wish I could go, like I went before went to porno shop Next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Maybe that would have allowed me to process it all. Instead, I now have a 10-month-old son, and I spent the day hanging out with friends and other kids at Trump’s McDonald’s games and watching the Eagles and generally not thinking about what kind of country my 10-month-old son lives in. Will develop further if Trump wins the election. Of course, it was great for my mental health that day, but I’m moving on now. My mind is broken. This stunt makes no sense. I can’t stop thinking about it.