Amazon Prime is excited for the start of the NFL regular season, and they’re celebrating the occasion with a food-filled graphic that doesn’t really make any sense.
I like the concept here. Everyone gets together for a pot luck and brings something from their hometown. The problem is that when you take a look there are very few things that really make sense. It’s like where’s waldo If You Can Find Waldo appeared again and again – but on each team he was dressed like feces.
In total I found nine food items that desperately need fixing, so let’s move clockwise starting from the top left.
No. 1Justin Herbert is eating steak. At what point did we associate steak with Los Angeles?
number 2Patrick Surtain II brought a hamburger. I guess technically it should be a bison burger, but that’s not a Denver food.
No. 3: Bryce Young is making ribs, whereas Carolina BBQ always has pork.
No. 4: Matthew Stafford is also eating steak. The iconic food of Los Angeles.
No. 5: Dak Prescott isn’t cooking brisket or eating steak for Dallas, but rather boiling crawfish.
Number 6: Kyler Murray has quit his job and is putting Sriracha on boiled eggs.
Number 7Myles Garrett has never eaten a waffle in his life.
Number 8Anthony Richardson is also making steak, proving that when you don’t know if a pork tenderloin sandwich is your favorite Indiana food, steak is the best option.
number nineWhy does CJ Stroud like Isis, which was invented in Kansas?
This whole thing is terrible. 9 things out of a possible 32 are wrong and we can’t forgive that.